You are an Redneck if:
Let me start out by saying, if you can't tell already, I love my home-town, love and am proud of my Southern roots. But from time to time, I see things around here that really get to me. So, I'll be adding to this "Your are an Redneck if" post from time to time. But, I think it's only fair that we start - well - close to home.
1) You are an Redneck if: You will be exhibiting at the High Point Market next week and think your 23 year old sport coats (2) are perfect for this quite dressy occasion. Even though one is Brooks Brothers silk with more than a bit of dragging pocket syndrome, and the other is Burberry all cashmere. I really do think these two sport coats will be fine for the occastion. But, designers, be sure to stop by, look me over, and help me plan my wardrobe for the April Market.